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It’s My 3rd Month on Substack & I’ve Already Made $72,480 Dollars
Origin Story
My first three months on Substack have been a huge success. I never expected my earnings to grow so much, so fast. Time absolutely flies when everything you planned for is going so much better than you ever thought it would. I can’t believe we’re almost in April! I might reach half a million in earnings before the middle of the year. This blows my mind.
If you’ve read my previous stories, you’ll know that one in particular earned me an incredible amount of money on Medium — over a million dollars to be specific. That story alone blew up my Substack subscriptions to over 720 subscribers — paying me $100/month each!
When I first started this journey I was bracing for the worst, a couple of bucks here and there. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I’d be able to retire from the world by simply typing words to a bunch of people on the internet. Dear Internet, thank you for making this a reality.
I know these results aren’t the most incredible in the world, but I think it’s important to measure growth month over month. With my first month’s earnings of only $2,785 (I know, it’s modest), I’m thrilled to see…
